Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Astronomy Jokes - Astronomy Meta

Three astronomers go out for dinner at a conference - an optical astronomer, an X-ray astronomer and a neutrino astrophysicist.



Incredibly, when the soup arrives, they all have a fly swimming about in it.



The optical astronomer uses his spoon to flip the fly out, splashing a lot of soup all over the table in the process.



The X-ray astronomer carefully fishes out the fly with his spoon, picks out the fly and drops the remaining soup from the spoon back into the bowl.



The neutrino astronomer does the same, but taps the fly vigorously, shouting "spit it out, spit out"!

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