human biology - Extremely rare occurence of Heart cancer?

This is a specific version of the great cancer question: "Why are some cancers more common than others?" The answer is either "Some have more common causes", and (or) "Some are cured spontaneously more often". So now all you are asking is "What causes cancer?" and "How do we cure it?"

Given that, I don't expect a general definitive answer will be forthcoming. A specific answer might be possible, but I doubt there will be any existing experiments that address this. With the obvious caveat that only experimental or statistical results can really answer your question, here are a couple of off-the-cuff hypothesis for consideration:

1 - Differences in stem cell populations.

Apparently, differentiation can actually be targeted as part of a treatment in some neuroblastoma cases - see the section on "Differentiation therapy" in this page from Sloan-Kettering. Cardiac stem cells seem to exist, but a difference in relative population and turnover rates between brain and heart might be related to the relative frequencies of these types of cancers. @WYSYWIG referred to neural progenitors in his comment above.

2 - A filtering effect due to a more extreme selection pressure in the uniformly stressful environment of the a beating heart.

Although there is a relation between elevated levels of oxidative stress and cancer causing mutations, it could be that this only matters in a punctuated stress environment, where cells have down time to recover. A sustained stress environment might actually helps prevent cancer. The path from normal to cancer cell requires multiple mutations, and I would not expect most pre-cancerous cells to be more fit than correctly wired ones. The extra stress of the cardiac environment might produce an elevated mutation rate, but also produce an even higher rate of apoptosis in early "sick" cells before they accumulate enough mistakes to become become cancerous, resulting in a net decrease in the rate of cancer.

Both of these ideas fit with heart cancer being less common and with metastasis from elsewhere being more common in heart than primary cancer, but unfortunately, a higher rate of clearing of sick cells would necessitate a higher rate of replacement from stem cells, so these two hypotheses partially cancel each other. Again, hypotheses without experiments are not really answers.