polynomials - Tschirnhaus Transformation

Recently in my Intro to Proofs class, we've been talking about the fundamental theorem of algebra, which states that all polynomials of degree n always have n, not necessarily distinct, not necessarily real, solutions. Every high school student is taught the formula $x = frac{-bpmsqrt{b^2-4ac}}{2a}$ for solving quadratic equations, and there exist solutions to the general cubic (Cardano's formula) and general quartic (Ferrari's solution). But what about higher functions?
The Abel-Ruffini theorem states that general functions of degree 5 or higher cannot be solved using a finite number of additions, subtractions, multiplications, divisions, and root extractions. Now, that isn't to say that no function of 5 or higher can be solved -- quite the contrary, actually: x⁵ = 1 has solutions $x = sqrt[5]{1}in{1,-frac{1pm_1sqrt{5}}{4}pm_2 isqrt{frac{5pm_1sqrt{5}}{8}}}$ where ±₁ and ±₂ are independent of the other but related to itself (thus both ±₁ are the same sign always), producing five solutions, four of which are complex.
But there also exist equations with no exact solutions, such as x⁵ - x - 1 = 0. Sure, it has a real solution at x≈1.1673, but that's only an approximation, good to 4 decimal places. However, this is not really what my question is about.

While they cannot be solved generally, quintic functions can be reduced significantly. Take, for example, the function x⁵ + a₄x⁴ + a₃x³ a₂x² + a₁x + a₀ = 0. Making the substitution x = v - a₄/4 produces the new equation v⁵ + b₃v³ + b₂v² + b₁v + b₀ = 0, where the b coefficients are in terms of the a coefficients. Realize that this is just a linear shift to the side of the previous equation, but it becomes simpler to manage, as it's missing the 4^th power term.
Tschirnhaus took it a step further, though. He used a method, which is now called the Tschirnhaus Transformation (the subject of my question) to solve the general cubic in a manner separate to Cardano's solution, and proposed that it could be used to solve any polynomial (and was mistaken). My question lies in what exactly it was that he did. Here is a paper which explains his transformation. I've followed it up to (7), and I understand that we're then solving for alpha in order to reduce the equation to a simple y³ + g, but then I am completely lost as to where the resulting equation came from. (7) is $res_{x}(P_{3},T) = y^3 + (palpha^{2}-frac{1}{3}p^2 +3alpha q)y + frac{2}{3}alpha^{2}p^{2}-alpha^{3}q+q^{2}+alpha pq+frac{2}{27}p^3$, and the result is $y^{3} = 9q^{3}alpha /p^{2}+frac{4}{3}alpha pq-frac{8}{27}p^{3}-2q^{2}$
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Additionally, I followed the separate method for reducing (but not solving) the quintic through to (12), but I don't understand how (13) and (14) are derived.
If anybody here would be kind enough to explain where they came from, then thank you very much. I realize that there may be typos here, but I can't for the life of me understand what's going on anymore.

Thank you in advance.

Gabriel Benamy

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EDIT: Because apparently, I am unable to comment (as Mathoverflow functionality has completely died for me), I have to add this as an edit. Qiaochu Yuan said that I've misquoted both theorems. From my understanding, having "n complex roots" is the same as n, not necessarily real, roots. After all, 1 + i is "not necessarily real" but is a root of x³ - 3x² + 4x - 2 = 0. 1 is also a real root of this (and is also complex, because all real values are complex).
Additionally, he says that the Abel-Ruffini theorem says that "polynomials of degree 5 or higher cannot be solved using the arithmetic operations and root extractions." This is not true, as demonstrated with x^5 - 1 = 0, which is a polynomial of degree 5 and clearly can be solved. The AR theorem states that not all can be solved in such a way, not that none can be solved in such a way.